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Me: It's a rite of passage, like buying a pack of smokes on your eighteenth birthday.
Mom: Did you buy a pack of cigarettes on your eighteenth birthday?
Me: ...No. But I did go into a sex shop.
Mom: Yes, well, sex is infinitely more interesting than smoking.
Me: Hmm. What about voting? That's kind of a thrill. Is that more interesting than sex?
The both of us in unison: No.
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